Merry Kissmyass

so my 16 year old brother made himself a balloon son and kept a photo album of their day together here it is

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you my boyfriend and his outstanding level of maturity.

I want to have a bf just like that

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Posted on Sunday, 16 June with 71,738 notes.

Posted on Wednesday.

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crick3tknight:

lakidaa:

bi-polar-oid:

dinners ready

( ._.)./ an explanation:
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.
The disorder is called Megaesophagus.

Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.

EATIN’ SOCK

Posted on Wednesday.

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that half turn was a little off

keep your eyes peeled

no potato peeler

Posted on Wednesday, 5 June with 23,055 notes.

Posted on Thursday.

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wat

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Posted on Thursday, 30 May with 93,435 notes.

Posted on Thursday.

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29,207 plays dasgay

I almost had to reach for my inhaler oh my GOD

Posted on Thursday, 30 May with 92,966 notes.

makaracinnamon:

bardsplay:

me sneakin up on da pussy

i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE

oh lawdy

Posted on Wednesday, 29 May with 70,614 notes.

Posted on Saturday.

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omg he even doesnt hit the bombs

I don’t normally reblog cats, but this one has Fruit Ninja skills

Posted on Saturday.

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diggly:

fucking engineers

THIS IS SO CUTE I NEED TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL MANLY AGAIN

ASDFGHJKL;

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Posted on Saturday, 25 May with 266,413 notes.

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Posted on Saturday, 25 May with 48,726 notes.

Posted on Saturday.

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creepturtle:

feefeeri:

that-snowflake-sure-is-special:

Here’s a new entry for my list of reasons why I love Gordon Ramsay.

GordonRamsay

gordon ramsay’s cook-along blog

I love when cats scratch their neck with their foot because they end up like kicking themselves in the face repeatedly

cows do it better

Posted on Saturday, 25 May with 118 notes.